I've posted about this a bit before, but I came across this CD in a drawer so I thought I'd share the whole thing.
When I was at Wieden + Kennedy there was a very cool, sporadic thing called the Slime Mold prize (US spelling). Anyone could submit proposals for something creative they wanted to do and some of them would be picked and funded. Jeff Selis got his first book paid for this way. My proposal was a little less commercially savvy but they did it anyway. I've put it all up here as my little tribute to what a great place it was to work. Don't feel you have to listen to any of it.
I don't think it works entirely, just as a set of music, but, as an audio representation of a group culture, it was a pretty decent experiment.
I got funding to send everyone in the company a blank tape, with instructions to record anything they wanted on it - music, talking, sounds, dumbness. I got all the tapes back and tried to make some bits of music that represented what it felt like to be at w+k. Kinda. All the music was built with a sampler and keyboard from the stuff people sent in - with some of the ads mxed in there too. Then I sent everyone a CD of the finished product.
The masterful Todd Waterbury then designed a lovely package for it, with a little booklet of credits and the brilliant idea of putting the original bits of tape inside the CD case.
The final songs are all below. I'm still quite pleased with most of them but some are a little dated - I was going through a bit of a big beat phase.
Listening back I realise how influenced it is by Microsoft, I was the planner on it at the time. There are Windows sounds all over it.
1. welcome to wieden+kennedy 5.3MB
Including: John Shaw swearing and talking about Kay's Bar, Becca Van Dyke saying 'an exercise in sound', Trish Adams singing 'You Are My Sunshine' and the Windows Start-Up sound used as a keyboard.
2. the odor of decaying morale 1.1MB
Including: Knox Duncan talking about giggling at Charles De Gaulle airport just before getting on a red-eye
3. thats so funny 4.7MB
Including: 'the work comes first' - god, we used to talk about that a lot, kim lilly (now kim curry) swearing and being sarcastic, voicemail feedback from a microsoft client.
4. fresh 4.3MB
Including: lots of paging, some ESPN out-takes and demo sounds from a Coke 'audio logo' they never bought.
5. when the fans go crazy 4.2MB
Including: majestic guitar work submitted by Alex Dobson, and lots of bits of 'found' audio stuff that people used to send around as email, you'll probably recognise them
6. definitely 3.1MB
Including: just lots of stuff assembled from Cedric Gairard's record collection
7. lying on the beach playing in the water 6MB
Including: David Nottoli recorded on vacation, Italian avant-garde opera recorded by Whitney Lowe
8. an amazing number of jennifers 5.3MB
Including: Jed Alger looking at the phone list and Steve Skibba's guitar
9. walking down the halls 3.6MB
Including: Bill Davenport talking and leaving me bad guitar on my voicemail, Dutch TV
10. eat that egg fast 1.9MB
Including: Joe Shands telling me a disturbing story
11. hands in your pockets, pockets in your pants 6.8MB
Including: lots of banging sounds recorded by David Kennedy in his barn, and some excerpts of interviews with his aged relatives
12. boogers 4.7MB
Including: Bob and Susan Moore singing to their kid, the Kokes kids
13. significant acid 5.1MB
Including: Evelyn Monroe Neil recalling a highlight of Oregon musical culture
14. unconcerned but not indifferent 2.4MB
This is a little story recorded for me by Steve Sandoz, who made more effort for me than anyone else in the company, which was typical. Steve died a few years back which makes this track sound horribly maudlin, which isn't a fair reflection of what a joyous bloke he was, but I thought I should leave it in. I hope it reminds people what a splendid guy Steve was. He recorded most of the odd, random, interesting sounds scattered through this CD.
15. a little dutch song 3.7MB
Including: a bunch of stuff from the Amsterdam office and Jae Goodman singing in the shower
16. do i know you? 5.2MB
Including: Jim Riswold being charming, more Steve Skibba guitar made way more funky than he'd wish, more Windows sounds
17. il gatto blu 2.2MB
Including: Italian football fans recorded by Jon Matthews
18. you do not know me 3.6MB
Including: lots of stuff from Dan & Dave's Hall Of Fame video and a poem by Will Nash
19. organised, illegal surgery 7.9MB
Including: random stuff, Bing Crosby and guitar from Steve Sandoz
(This one is only this big because it's got loads of silence in it. I wouldn't feel the need to download the whole thing, it's not worth it.)
I still have some CDs knocking around, if there are any w+k folk out there who'd like another one, just let me know.
I shall take a listen tomorrow, sounds good though!
Posted by: Rob Mortimer | November 08, 2005 at 12:52 AM
Track three doesn't work, but I figured out your URL system:
http://russelldavies.typepad.com/planning/files/03_thats_so_funny.mp3
Posted by: Pete Ashton | November 08, 2005 at 02:24 AM
track 3 should be fixed now. thanks pete
Posted by: russell | November 08, 2005 at 05:10 AM
this was really entertaining and relaxing to listen to. :) great job!
Posted by: Diana | November 08, 2005 at 01:57 PM
I was dismayed recently when calling in and put on hold by W+K London to discover that our hold music was 'Dark Side of the Moon'. Not a bad thing, you may say, Russell. But I didn't fight in the punk wars to have the Floyd as our hold music. So now we have your slime mold CD. (At least unless someone has changed it to Jethro Tull without telling me.)
Posted by: neil christie | November 16, 2005 at 08:09 AM
bless you Neil. Amsterdam used to do that and it always startled me everytime I called. Seemed like a mistake or something. Be prepared for puzzled reactions from people on hold - especially with the last track which has a lot of silence and noise.
Posted by: russell | November 17, 2005 at 06:49 PM