I can play quite a few songs on an instrument - give me a bass and I'll play Walking On The Moon or Under Pressure. Give me some drums and I'll play The Show by Doug E. Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew. But it's nothing you'd want to hear.
I've always wanted to be able to play something that I could sing along to, to actually perform rather than just accompany. Which is why I bought a ukulele a few years back and taught myself I Will. I used to play Arthur to sleep with it but I think it was more about my idea of being a good dad than him actually enjoying it, so it didn't last long. And I won the inaugural w+k london talent contest by playing it. Haven't tried it for ages though, must do that this evening.
The video above is not me.